Me: Do you want any help, Mom? Mom: No thanks, sweetie. 5 minutes later… Mom: HONEST TO GOD, IT’S LIKE NONE OF YOU CARE AROUND HERE. IF I LEFT YOU FOR A WEEK, I’D COME BACK, AND YOU’D PROBABLY BE DEAD BECAUSE YOU DON’T KNOW HOW TO DO ANYTHING FOR YOURSELVES. HONESTLY, I DO SO MUCH, AND I’M NOT EVEN VALUED. DO YOU EVEN CARE? NO, YOU DON’T.
A guy doesn’t need to bring flowers, take me to a fancy restaurant, get all dressed up or anything. Just being able to enjoy a whole day with a significant other is good enough for me. We can go to the most random places, just as long as we’re both enjoying ourselves and having a good time. I want to be able to feel comfortable with you and not have to worry about having “awkward moments”. That’s probably the best thing I could ask for in a date.